Allah deems that Cheese Burgers may only be used for good... Never for evil.
 
As a point of illustration, whenever a co-worker is corrupt, the cheese burger may be used to induce coronary distress thereby removing the corrupt worker from the environment, for the good of the institution.

The accepted manner of exposure is to leave a cheese burger, in a bag, in the entryway to the workers workspace.  Naturally, over time, the worker will not be able to resist the delectable treat and eventually will fall into a pattern of eating at least one cheese burger per day.  Then, voila.  The fatty acids will work Allah's magic for you and the corruption will be excised from your daily life.

Much discussion has been had regarding extending the application of the cheese burger approach to the incompetent co-worker.  However, care must be taken to ensure only those persons who are actually intelligent, but whose natural predisposition to slothfulness results in damage to the institution because of their intentional gross negligence, are subjected to the cheese burger approach.  Unfortunately, but justly, Allah requires us to suffer those who actually are ignorant.

 

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