Allah deems that the natural state of womanhood should consist of a shapely, hour glass, figure with hips sufficiently wide enough for the safe passage of all future martyrs into this world and with breasts large enough to sustain same.

Modern marketing practices glamorize thin women, absent of curvature, thereby appealing only to those neo-pedophiles who are attracted to prepubescent boys.  The cultural damage done to womankind by this Madison Avenue oligarchy is an insult to all of God's children and a jihad should be instituted against this perversity.

I call for you to "rise up, oh people of Allah, and mate only with those resembling the true nature of God's vision for womankind as mirrored in Eve's bosom within the Garden of Eden."

 

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